Why Date the Welsh?
I have devised a cunning little list of characteristics of the beautiful Welsh! Now, these are not serious, they are just little traits to be taken with a pinch of salt!
1) They are a right funny lot: You will not run dry in conversation with the Welsh! Wales has birthed a string of hilarious and talented Comedians, some of which being; Rhys Ifans (‘I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box though’ –Notting Hill) and Rob Brydon (‘If I show you how to use the rape alarm and you go to London, England and come back Sunday raped. It’s not on my conscience and I’ll sleep easy and night because I showed you how to use it’ – Gavin and Stacey).
2) They definitely know how to have a good time: Take Charlotte Church for example…Enough said. I would pay good money to go out on the town with her! Would happily share a few Breezer’s or Hooch’s with Char whilst putting the worlds to rights.
3) They are a good looking bunch if I do say so! Catherine Zeta-Jones (I would), aside from Cathy’s questionable wavering Welsh accent (which I am sure we can all let her off for!), and her beauty is timeless. Gavin Henson (Definitely would) is a right dish I must say, although personally he has dropped a few places in my ‘I would like to bed’ list for his search for love on a TV programme, COME ON GAV! Tom Jones (I would, just to say I’d done him)…
4) They aren’t thick either! Alfred Wallace was Welsh; and he has been acknowledged as a co-founder theorist of Darwin’s ‘On the Origin of Species’…SO THERE…Not just a pretty face eh?
So there you go, not only can you find yourself a funny Welsh partner, but you can find yourself the whole package; they can make you laugh until you might wee yourself, they will show you a night on the town that even Lindsey Lohan would be impressed with, they can talk to you about evolution and they can do all of this looking like they have just walked off of a model’s runway.
Find yourself a Yummy, Clever and Funny Welsh Partner at Smwch today!
Writer can be found on Twitter @Anxious_Crayon
